someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)
x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG
by Toh.gayest.show September 04, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
by JustLxquid September 23, 2021
When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.
by LouMack March 26, 2016
Logan: Do do you want to date jack?
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
Carlee: No I’m gay.
Logan: Are you sure?
Carlee: Yes I’m crystal queer.
by Ride a cowboy November 17, 2019
by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 04, 2021