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Jiz Crystals

the left over ejaculate in a man's underwear that rolls itself into a ball and usually hangs on the producer's pubes. The name derives from its glazed appearance.
when i took a piss this morning i looked at my dong and noticed that it was coated in jiz crystals.
by Kissofdeath September 6, 2010
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sister crystal

looking for my sister crystal let me know if you find her
by jzw90 June 27, 2012
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Riding the crystal dragon

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."
by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016
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Crystal Castles

An electronic duo from Toronto, Ontario. Like many indie bands, the main appeal is that no one has heard of them. What Crystal Castles has over them, however, is that they are so shitty they will never become popular. They are a hipster's wetdream.

A band with a singer that can't sing deserves no respect.
Crystal Castles: One of the main reasons the world hates hipsters.
by hipsterssuck August 20, 2013
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Combat Crystal

A chubby 20 yr old gay kid who stays behind a computer @ localhookupz forum all day and talk shit bout how gay he is. also disturbin 2 read his gay comments please be Guys please be aware of this hidious homo Out in Florida GUYS HE WILL TRY TO ATTEMP TO GRAB YOUR PENIS SO BE VERY AWARE.
Combat crystal is gay/homo/fag or as i may call it a queer
by GREGrogry0473 September 26, 2006
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crystal meth

short for the electronic music group "Crystal Method".

Known for songs such as "(Can't You) Trip like I do?", "Comin' Back", "Busy Child", and "Name of the Game"
I downloaded "Tweekend", the newest CD from The Crystal Meth, this weekend. It ain't too bad.
by ricky roma October 12, 2003
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Crystal

A great person to have meaningful conversations and always great to be around. Can take criticism very well and is a beast in the bed.
Person 1: Man... Crystal's awesome
Person 2: Yea she is, she was really there for me.
by Darth Creeper January 17, 2012
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