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crocket

A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.
I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.
by Curly Gonzo June 13, 2007
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Cronk Dangling

Cronk Dangling is a simple act where A male who is together with a woman who is on her period engages in anal Intercourse with her. When Finished up the male participant will anal cream pie the female and then Dangle her by here ankles off of a Bridge or Cliff. Taking care not to drop her, otherwise this turns the act into cronk drops.

Note: During the dangling part of this ritual the female should not be wearing any panties.
"Damn Ho' is on, I may just take her Cronk Dangling."
by Professor Wow December 13, 2008
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[Chris Crocker]

A faggish attention whore tranny boy who only cares about an unfit mother rather to care about starving children in Africa dying every 3 seconds.
My teachers hate him so much that they banned us from seeing videos of him in school! He is just a 20 year old loser who still lives with his grandparents. Don't they ever stop and think "What is our grandson doing in our basement"?
My mother hates this guy so much that she turned to me and asked "Is that a man or a woman". I said "A boy/girl".
This dude thinks that he is a woman!

This, everyone is an example of why kids should not do drugs
Chris Crocker(looking like a tranny) : Alright, yall don't be knowin' tha jam, so this is da jam, right hairstyle!

(dances to Danity Kane's "Damage" in a faggish way, singing horribly trying to take off his clothes)

Chris Crocker : Danity Kane Damaged.
by lill keke June 14, 2008
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Crockpot

A process of giving a women/man a gaping asshole. From there you proceed to bust inside said butt. you then proceed to urinate inside the cum filled asshole. Then you take a shit inside of this horrid mixture as well as vomit into the asshole of your lover. To finish off this masterpiece, you proceed to put your dick back inside of the filled up ass and stir it around.
Reverend, I just gave Dave a gnarly Crockpot last night.
by CooKiEM0nSteR July 20, 2009
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German Crockpot

(n.) A bloody beat-down of 3 or more jews; Can be cause by filling tube socks with wood screws and taking batting practice to their little jew faces; (v.) simply shitting in a pot in and drowning a jew's fucking kike face in it.
Mark: " Hey there's that fucking jew Goldensteinbergman"

Muhammad: "Lets make a german crockpot out of his family!"
by Ronny Chizano April 26, 2011
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croakies

the genatil area of the male body, or the balls.
"im going to kick you in the croakies!"
by shorti h September 4, 2009
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crock pot

the best person in the whole wide world they are so nice with dark brown hair and short.
woah crock pot is lookin hella fresh today
by fettyfarmer679 May 18, 2016
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