by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009
by VAUncleBadTouch February 25, 2012
An expert in the ancient art of unexpectedly grabbing or caressing a guy's crotch, always performed by another guy. It usually involves homosexual intent from the sniper, followed by blatant discomfort from the victim.
Kev: "Did you see what Joe just did?"
Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."
Peter" "I wish I hadn't. He totally just yanked that guy's balls. Looks like he's a Ph.D crotch sniper..."
by Pat Waite July 03, 2008
crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
'Cabin Crotch' A condition caused by sitting in one place for long periods of time.
Symptoms: Warm crotch area accompanied by a musty, funky woft, due to poor air circulation and long periods of sitting down.
Sometimes an irritating itch within the crotch area would often indicate that its time to get out of your chair and have a little walk around, to perhaps 'vent' the area and relieve agitation caused by the stress of being seated..
Symptoms: Warm crotch area accompanied by a musty, funky woft, due to poor air circulation and long periods of sitting down.
Sometimes an irritating itch within the crotch area would often indicate that its time to get out of your chair and have a little walk around, to perhaps 'vent' the area and relieve agitation caused by the stress of being seated..
by Ding Dong 69 September 22, 2010
To deliver a pat in the general crotchal region of your favorite female friends, usually when intoxicated. When necessary, a self crotch hit can be administered PRN.
by Cinnners June 04, 2007
by Jb1991 July 04, 2013