Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023

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craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

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Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.

To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...

by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020

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Craig Matz

A failed attempt at flexing nuts; huge chochbag, small wiener.

Person A:Hey go find out how to shoot the pan in the backyard.
Person B: Hey quit being a Craig Matz

by Craig Matz August 5, 2021

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craig wells

Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.

That ugly creature is very craig wells.
You dont want to look like a craig wells.

by Slimstacy June 25, 2017

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