cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.

bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..

by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009

shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. Examples can be at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleep shark. Where when they want to surprise someone and play the surprise shark.

Look at them, that's shark couple goals

by surprise shark October 19, 2024

Productive Couple

Whilst showering, one half of the couple gives oral to the other whilst the receiver washes the givers hair.

Alex and I think we are a very productive couple if you catch my drift.

by Akiren May 14, 2020

Couple

2 or more People

A couple of retard kids were in pairs since they had to blow.

by KidExploder1523 May 31, 2023

Couple Goals ♡

Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything

"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"

"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"

by Raptor R3x April 17, 2021

couple's massage

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.

Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.

by sgtinf February 8, 2020

Power couple

The definition of a power couple is Dray & Neve. As when they are together people notice how good they are And they receive complements.

WOW Dray & Neve are such a power couple.

by Janis AKA: ja ja February 14, 2022