Trust Company

Ok. HOOOOOOOOOOOLD ON. I wouldn't say these guys are the greatest band on Earth. You obviously haven't listened to other bands, or maybe you're just a pansy that doesn't enjoy heavier music. But there's no doubt that these guys ARE good. Their first album, The Lonely Position Of Neutral, had about 3 songs that sounded the same. This album also had some great screaming parts. Their second album, True Parallels, is VERY different. You can tell the band has matured and gotten better as musicians. The lead singer, Kevin Palmer, has a soft voice, but can belt out the screams when needed. I would compare Trust Company to... maybe Story Of The Year.

Trust Company's second album is waaaaaay better than the first.

by Sleepless Cold July 15, 2005

Companoob

Com-Pa-Noob

A person that is inexperienced with any type of computer driven system.

Person 1: How do i send a picture on MSN?

Person 2: Dude your such a companoob

by J Reading September 9, 2007

comparative grammar

To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.

I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.

by Barely Literate December 27, 2007

company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!

cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.

by michael foolsley February 19, 2010

companews

News and updates pertaining to a company

R ya up2d8 wit da l8test companews hey?

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength

I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!

by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020