commando pant sag

Doing a pant sag or G-Sag without underwear and unshaved so they can see how manly you are by how much hair you have (if you do this your a real man)

All the ladies are blushing cuz im doing da commando pant sag im pretty sure im going to jail for indecent exposure but it was worth it bro

by beatmeater3000 July 14, 2021

command

When you are getting a lap dance from a meth-faced stripper and blow a load in your pants.

"Sean was just getting a lap dance from that hillbilly stripper and just commanded in his pants!"

"Wow! That wass so awesome I may just command!"

by bluebomber August 25, 2011

Moblie command center

Moblie command center is a pharse or slang term when you take mutliple electronic devices or items with you. Such as a cell phone or several cell phones, beeper, computer, binders, bag, etc. A termed used when your connected to these devices due to personal or work reasons.

Husband: Honey I'm leaving, see you later.

Wife: Don't forget to take your moblie command center with you!

by Hankscolts July 10, 2011

call of duty commando

Someone that talks about combat video games as if they were actual combat. Someone who's entire knowledge of weapons and warfare is gleaned from playing video games. A person with no actual military of combat experience but acts as if they do because they play video games such as "call of duty", "medal of honor", "army of two", Ect

"That Guy is a real call of duty commando"

by Illharbinger January 6, 2013

go commando

going without the undergarment that protects your pointed object-- breasts for females, penis for males.

I have gone commando today. I am not wearing a bra.

by Wael Salloum December 8, 2003

Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.

Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.

by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007

Bando commando

1.One of those band geeks that always have to play
2.the geekiest band geek

"Hey man wanna go to da movies"
"NO i have to play my oboe"
"what the fucks an oboe your such a bando commando"

by pyro45 September 25, 2009