In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
by biddersss November 21, 2021
Get the Colin Contraptionmug. A special human beeing. Coming from his prison keeper parents. A very retarded and not so smart kind of person. Someone who puts no effort into keeping his grades up in school. Also is very easily triggerd andd has a short fuse. Tends to get mad over the stupidest things.
by HighCholestral_Gaming December 18, 2023
Get the Colin Slademug. by CameronAdams January 26, 2020
Get the Colinmug. Colin is the sexiest man alive. He's absolutely fucking packing with a 9-inch cock. He'll cream pie you and get you begging for more cum every time. He is also the most jacked dude ever and if any other guy tries to fuck one of his girls, they will get paralyzed.
"Oh shit! I slept with Colin's bitch, he'll send me to heaven."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
by fagdestroyer9000 November 18, 2023
Get the Colinmug. 
Any colin with a g starting their last name is very annoying. you will rarely see his father and dont even know he has a mother. it is very likely he has a small cock and might always be a virgin.
by coling12345 May 26, 2022
Get the colin gmug. Colin is a kid who walks into the room and takes it over, no doubt he's a natural born leader. He radiates big dick energy which is more than enough to pull the hottest of women out there - I definitely see a milf or two in his future-.
He has big dreams, achievable goals and an outline of who he wants to continue to grow into. Colin is easy to be comfortable around which is going to make every memory with him hard to forget... so goodluck charlie xox
You'd think he'd be just like every other guy but he's surprisingly unique, however he is sucha doofus at the same time- you'll definitely roll your eyes so much they might get stuck.
He has big dreams, achievable goals and an outline of who he wants to continue to grow into. Colin is easy to be comfortable around which is going to make every memory with him hard to forget... so goodluck charlie xox
You'd think he'd be just like every other guy but he's surprisingly unique, however he is sucha doofus at the same time- you'll definitely roll your eyes so much they might get stuck.
- If Colin was an alcoholic beverage he'd be a pink sangria, he'll get you really fucked up but tastes soooo good.
- Colin won't beer bong but will eat ass
- Colin won't beer bong but will eat ass
by lilpumpkinnn March 2, 2022
Get the Colinmug.