Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

"you can't have your cake and eat it too"

You can't keep your old love while trying out a new one.

"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.

by labkat January 12, 2009

cakefart

When a woman squats and breaks smelly wind all over a cake, usually for a sexual fetish, but sometimes as a Sadistic revenge at a restaurant, like in a case when a rude customer pinches her ass.

Lizz bent down and cakefarted on her slave's lunch.

by Donnald June 11, 2008

piss cake

a small circular object found in urinals for the purpose of eliminating odors. See heavycake

I got so drunk last night that I think I ate the piss cake at the Black Angus!

by Jizzle August 30, 2003

penor cake

the act of impreganating a cake or other baked product with your penis and giving it icing.Usually performed to a friends favorite cake just before getting the chance to eat it.

lee: hey! i dont remember having cream on my cupcake!
*eats cupcake*
you: penor cake prevails!

by TAMO? June 29, 2007

Girl cake

An adorable name for a vagina. Especially appropriate when the owner is cute, eyelashed, buxom, and incapable of possessing anything vulgar.

F - Would you like to come over and have a slice?
M - Of what?
F - Girl cake.

by tennesseeee January 18, 2006

funnel cake

A delicious sugary cake with usually strawberries, strawberry sauce on top and the cake is actually like funnels of cake! It is very good and they sell them at many carnivals but man do they pack on the pounds.fat delicious strawberries

So I went to Paramount's Great America on friday in Santa Clara California... they had loads of funnel cakes everywhere. IT WAS AWESOME I ATE LIKE 5 BUT I GAINED 15 POUNDS =(

by ll4m4 October 25, 2006