Chris

Con-fucking-fused; extremely confused

Person 1: Did you hear that Jessica kissed Brad?

Person 2: I thought Jessica and Chad were dating.

Person 1: Apparently not.

Person 2: I'm so Chris right now.

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by HetaliaHacker17025 May 22, 2016

Chris

A breed of weasel that exudes slime and bullshit, void of the capability of understanding the most simple business situations and incapable of human interaction and performing correctly

That atrocity of a human is being a total Chris

by Noodle650 August 15, 2017

Chris

A Pinecone~ Leafy 5/7

Lots of chris this season

by BoyYouLookLikeAPinecone August 20, 2016

chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

chris trepidation

some arrogant son of a bitch that harry styles is trying to spread open

who the fuck is chris trepidation and why is he shaking this soup???

by jennypappy October 4, 2021

Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.

I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out

by spigotthebear October 24, 2019