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Chocolate Starfish

The view of a properly presented anus
She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.
by BIg Boy2 March 23, 2011
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Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".
Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.
by Mr Casual May 18, 2006
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Chocolate Ice

The greatest White Rapper to ever live.. Useually found in the nothern states like Wisconsin or Minessota, he will out rap you any time of the day and at all parties.. all the ladies love chocolate ice and all the guys are scared of him
by ImAMaverick November 13, 2011
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Chocolate Starfish And The Hot Dog Flavored Water

Chocolate Starfish - The outer edges of a womans ass hole.

Hot Dog Flavored Water - What a man tastes while licking and sucking a womans pussy after he cums in her.

Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water - Now this is when you take the semen from your girls pussy and then transfer it out to lubricate your womans ass and then you fuck her ass.
"Did you hear about the guy who did that Chocolate Starfish AND The Hot Dog Flavored Water, his girls ass has been shitting cum for two days I heard!"
by Dave and Erica :) March 22, 2009
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Chocolate Milk Day

Racist interpretation of Martin Luther King (MLK) Day. A common term for African Americans (Chocolate) and MLK (pronounced Milk) gives Chocolate Milk Day
"So, What're y'all doin' to celebrate Chocolate Milk Day?"
by Tizzle35 January 19, 2009
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chocolate thief

by C4isBad November 3, 2004
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Chocolate Revenge

(Only applicable to females and homosexuals.) Noun. The act of attending a party, and taking laxatives and drinking large quantities of water 1-5 minutes prior, and then show up pretending to be intoxicated. One then proceeds to flirt profusely with a male who has deeply wronged you, or whom you simply despise, and begins to lure him to a secluded area, where one proceeds to encourage strictly anal sex. Once he is in, you proceed to let loose your bowel movement that has been building up the past 15-30 minutes. As a result, the object of your hatred is sprayed and ideally becomes covered with runny fecal matter, and quite possibly develops a severe bladder infection.
"Aw, dude, i got a bladder infection after Mary Anne pulled a Chocolate Revenge on me for nailing and bailing on her sister."

" You should have seen the look on Todd's face after I took my Chocolate Revenge on him last night."
by Kenny Glass January 22, 2009
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