Children Withdrawal

When a pedo hasn't touched a kid in a while

Guy 1: Aw great, Matt Gaetz is spitting out racist bullshit again
Guy 2: Yeah, Children Withdrawal has been hitting him hard recently

by Hoahobecth December 14, 2024

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

door children

children that listen close to the door while the parent has sex.

Betty: John I think someone outside the door.

John: No Betty does are just the door children.

by cuban1234 December 30, 2008

yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread

Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children

by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021

Hazbin Children

A group of people who like a certain cartoon about lesbian relationships.

These Hazbin Children don't know anything.

by The Wonder Chris Boy February 23, 2024

tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.

Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025