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Chicago

A) The metropolitan capital of the state of Illonois. Known also as the "Windy City." Chicago is the third-largest city in the U.S., and the largest inland city in the country.

B) A game played while smoking the sacred herb whereby an individual who is smoking holds in his hit until the joint/blunt/pipe/bub/bong has been passed all the way around the circle and back to said individual. Then, and only then, can he exhale his hit and take another.
A) Chicago is a pretty cool city, you should check it out.
B) Dude, let's play chicago with that joint and get lifted outta our skulls!
by IAmHydrogen July 23, 2008
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Chicago White Sox

A team that is more consistent than their north-side counterparts, the Cubs. A Sox fan is better behaved than a Cubs fan, not counting the very rare oddball. A typical Sox fan will actually pay attention to the game. Not to mention, 75% of Sox fans are Chicagoans born and raised, and aren't afraid to go to Bridgeport to see a game, unlike fresh-off-the-bus-from-Kalamazoo fratboys and the Lexus-SUV-driving North Shore types.
Sox fans show the nation Chicago's good side.
by Matthew P. August 28, 2005
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chicago cross-jostle

A sexual act. A Chicago Cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
Well, he had her up against the wall, and he started in on a Chicago Cross-jostle, One-Handed!!!
by Eldon Stump August 30, 2008
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chicago-ins

people from chicago.

evidently, the coolest people around as they are from chicago.
"we chicago-ins...."
by seventeen_93 October 25, 2009
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Diet Chicago

Any suburb of the Chicago area. I came up with this term because people who are actually from Chicago get pissed when a suburban person says they are from Chicago. Hence: Diet Chicago.
Person #1: Where are you from
Person #2: Chicago
Person #1: Cool, where in Chicago?
Person #2: Oak Lawn. (or any other suburb)
Person #1: Ok, you're from Diet Chicago....
by Mikaa August 24, 2009
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Chica-Ma-Squeez

The act of producing a false noise or other strange obscenity.
That makes no sense, this table is hard like a table, CHICA-MA-SQUEEZ!
by Juice and Biggie March 8, 2008
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Chicagoversary

noun - the yearly recurrence commemorating the date an individual moved to Chicago, Illinois.
On May 15th, Shawn celebrated his Chicagoversary by attending a Cubs game.
by Shawn Staples May 11, 2008
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