by Xx_Juno_xX June 25, 2024
Get the chalabeefa mug.When the sultan feels a slight discomfort in the area of the rectum, the retinue of ewer-bearers, led by the chief ewer-bearer, comes to his aid. Two of the assistants take the sultan under the arms while he squats over the gilded chamber pot. During the sultan’s straining, the chief ewer-bearer wraps the sultan’s head in his embrace, gently strokes it, and whispers soothingly: ‘Come on, Your Majesty, just a little more,’ or ‘Easy, Your Majesty, this hardship too shall pass...’
Meanwhile, the rest of the retinue prepares the set of ewers, warms the water and the towels, and so on. When the chief ewer-bearer judges that the sultan has finished, he washes the sultan’s buttocks three times with scented water, paying particular attention to the folds. After that, he carefully dries them with soft towels and applies powder (in those years, most likely ordinary talc) to his master’s rear.
One of the assistants hands him a small bottle of fragrant oil. The chief ewer-bearer lets exactly one drop run down the sultan’s spine and, at the moment it reaches the anus, with a sharp movement he ‘rubs’ it into the sultan’s anus, shouting at the top of his lungs, ‘chalamba!’
Meanwhile, the rest of the retinue prepares the set of ewers, warms the water and the towels, and so on. When the chief ewer-bearer judges that the sultan has finished, he washes the sultan’s buttocks three times with scented water, paying particular attention to the folds. After that, he carefully dries them with soft towels and applies powder (in those years, most likely ordinary talc) to his master’s rear.
One of the assistants hands him a small bottle of fragrant oil. The chief ewer-bearer lets exactly one drop run down the sultan’s spine and, at the moment it reaches the anus, with a sharp movement he ‘rubs’ it into the sultan’s anus, shouting at the top of his lungs, ‘chalamba!’
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Wait does ur Rhice-hamster have “calumitis”
by LILRICKROLLED June 12, 2025
Get the Calumitis mug.Language formerly used by Generation Alpha. This language utilizes 'skibidi' or 'Ohio' or 'rizz' midway their sentences.
Unfortunately this is incurable, and anyone affected will speak in chala language terms.
Unfortunately this is incurable, and anyone affected will speak in chala language terms.
P1: „Hey! How was your day?‟
P affected by chala language: „Well, I was rizzing up some huzz in ohio until then I saw a skibidi dog run up to me and almost done rizzed me up baby gronk style.‟
P affected by chala language: „Well, I was rizzing up some huzz in ohio until then I saw a skibidi dog run up to me and almost done rizzed me up baby gronk style.‟
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Get the Calujja mug.‘Chal’ is ‘streamer slang’ or more simply known as a word used as an abbreviation for the word challenge. People who play video games are often involved in 1v1 duels or challenges against other players and often use the word ‘Chal’ to refer to a gunfight with another game player.
by Shad9_w June 25, 2025
Get the Chal mug.a masculine/ male person who you will meet in your grade 7 class and slowly fall in love with. you will be seated with him in many classes and start to get closer. soon enough everyone will be saying things like oh their secretly dating oh they like each other and all of a sudden your in deep. a Calum is a person that you could never see coming in your life but as soon as they do you can’t imagine life without them. A Calum is also very honest. He tells you exactly how he feels when he feels it and even if it’s something that may upset you he says it in a way that can make you feel less bad about it. In conclusion if you meet or have already met a Calum keep him, even if you don’t see it now he MAY just become one of the most important people in your entire life
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