Canadian redneck 

A redneck that possesses all the positive traits of a typical American redneck such as creativeness and handiness, but none of the bad traits such as violence or racism.

Red Green is obviously a Canadian redneck..

Canadian redneck by Habanero907 December 7, 2015

Canadian Switchblade 

An empty beer bottle, broken and used as a knife in a fight.

This hoser was really pissin me off so I smashed my beer bottle and stabbed him with the ole Canadian Switchblade...

Canadian Switchblade by Ewan Whatarmy March 27, 2010

Canadian Destroyer 

1. A wrestling move popularized in America by Canadian wrestler Petey Williams. Basically, the opponent backdrops the executor who hangs on and flips the opponent into a piledriver.

2. A person who destroys Canadians.

1. I totally marked out when Petey did the Canadian Destroyer on A.J. Styles.

Canadian Destroyer by Tromaville February 26, 2006

Canadian Goggles 

The act of a male placing his ballsack on his girlfriend's eyes.

My girlfriend wanted to see better, so I gave her a pair of Canadian goggles.
My balls are so hairy, my girlfriend couldn't see through Canadian Goggles!

Canadian Goggles by RG Destroyer May 8, 2009

Canadian Chastity Belt 

Denim underwear.

Nothing completes a Canadian Tuxedo like a Canadian Chastity Belt.

Canadian Chastity Belt by canuks rule October 28, 2009

Canadian tar and feather 

Same as the classic tar and feather but with Maple syrup instead of tar

For all his disrespect, Andrew got the good ol' canadian tar and feather

Canadian tar and feather by kingof4string54 December 9, 2009

Canadian Blubberwhale 

The Canadian Blubberwhale (similar to an Alabama Hotpocket) is a sexual act in which a man shits into a woman's fat fold, and then has sex with it. Another possible meaning is when the same as above occurs, but instead of having sex with a fatfold, a man then defecates into a condom, freezes it, and puts that into the fatfold (similar to an Alaskan Pipeline).

"Why does Beth smell like shit and cum?" "Oh, Bob gave her a good ol' Canadian Blubberwhale in her top fold."

Canadian Blubberwhale by The Backspacer April 26, 2010