cheaters

people who never prosper (except really, sometimes they do).

Cheaters never prosper.

Bums never prosper. They must be cheaters.

by Nick D May 31, 2003

Fondling the Fondant/creamed her egg

A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009

Created Player

Someone so excellent at what they do that they are like a fantasy player created in a sports video game.

LeBron James is a created player.

Usain Bolt is a created player.

I have dated a lot of women over the years, but my girlfriend Ashley is everything I ever wanted and more. From her body to her brains. She is a created player.

by BigMilkyT28 August 25, 2009

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Cheater

Tamera

Tamera is a cheater because she cheated on her girlfriend, and she continues to have "silly little crushes" whilst still in a relationship.

by Yours truly :) November 2, 2017

Butt creame

a movie starring various permiscuous actors. in which several weomen eject brown-white liquid from there anus.
Done primarrily by Sanky weomon who do not care for safety.

I butt creamed her like no other, as did my four friends, she was a dirty hoe, extremely dirty.

by Jodi October 23, 2004

cornhole creamer

A liquid blast from the ass

By the look of those skids, that must've been a real cornhole creamer

by Francine McBean March 29, 2007