There's a German in your computer 

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

There's a German in your computer by Barry June 4, 2004

apple computer

A nice-looking but expensive computer that runs a tenth as fast as it should.

"Fucking Windows XP, if I wanted my laptop to run as slow as that I'd buy an Apple computer"

apple computer by Bitchy tech-head July 4, 2003

vanilla computer 

A computer that's used only for conventional, socially-accepted practices. A vanilla computer is never used for accessing pornographic or illegal content over the Internet.

Monica stepped in by surprise but luckily she found me while I was logged on my vanilla computer.

vanilla computer by Hoomber December 14, 2008

gaming computer 

Gaming computer or GLORIOUS PC (personal computer, if you're a Hipster) is the best gaming device. no competition. Don't listen to the Console Peasants.

also, Praise GabeN

Guy: OMG I JUST BOUGHT A GAMING COMPUTER! IT'S SO MUCH BETeR THN EXBOX

Everybody with a brain: Fucking told you so.

gaming computer by TheUlriNator March 1, 2017

desktop computer 

a computer setup that consist of a tower, which is the actual computer, a monitor, keyboard and mouse. there are however all in one computers that have the tower built into the monitor and still has the keyboard and mouse.

hey i bought a compuer
cool laptop or desk top
desktop computer awesome

desktop computer by lakldksjflkaf July 20, 2010

Karen The Computer

A very top secret cyber security organization that uses Spongebob Squarepants as its cover. The organization created in 1999, wants to help destroy the world of horrible food like Krabby Patties. The organization has over 500 operatives operating worldwide including its most famous operative TechSupportUS also known as Batman. Batman has operated in countless missions and has saved the world many times from horrible and disgusting food.

I want to join Karen The Computer to rid the world of evil and crummy food

Karen The Computer by KarenTheComputer February 9, 2018

tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd 

A person who spends most of their pathetic life on the computer, spamming aimlessly on MSN, AIM, ICQ or some other chat program. They spend hours on end on it. But then when a simple task comes up like running a program, they have to ask you like a babbling idiot until you help them.
Even then they still seem to ask what you do even if you can't make it any clearer and you would have better luck explaining it to a deaf dog with herpes.

Ohemmeffgee help me ( name ) do I run or save this program???

tocn - totally oblivious computer nerd by Kevin S. January 6, 2005