bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.

That corn bum just threw himself at my car!

by Whitney June 24, 2003

Bum Fritter

aka, a stool, or dump

jamie laid a steaming bum fritter on chris's chest

by christopher prince August 12, 2008

Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.

That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps

by Akshaark July 1, 2017

Cheap Bum

someone who is poor and nasty

"i heard that guy is a cheap bum"

by TheRazzleDazzle December 10, 2016

bum gun

a more appropriate word for a bidet.

the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.

get that bum gun out of my face!

by Big Lemon August 9, 2012

Bum switch

The possibility to turn off your ass when you need a shit in class

Olivia needed a big smelly shit in class but wasn’t aloud to go so she used her bum switch

by Grace is awesome June 2, 2021