Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.

The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.

by Gustercat January 1, 2017

ethnic burrito

The act of a Mexican man shoving his entire body into the vagina of an extremely obese white woman.

Dude I stopped hiring Juan to mow my lawn because he did an ethnic burrito with Mrs. Johnson down the street.

by Chubby Robot April 25, 2017

Kinky Burrito

Wrapping a dick or dildo in aluminum foil for lube, preservation or protection.

Amy: "June, did he at least have protection?" June: "No, but I had some Reynolds Wrap, so he gave me the old kinky burrito."

by Titts McGuffin August 8, 2017

glossy burito

A condom over a fat burrito that you insert into the anus or the vagina.

Omg I hade sex with Brittany last night.

Oh that's cool man I did a glossy burito with Stacey this morning.

by E.N.Z. April 18, 2018

big burrito

Large dick

Damn he's got a big burrito.

by Princess chanel October 28, 2017

emo burrito

a burrito filled with all black ingredients and has no soul

damn that emo burrito was tasty asf

by hahahaeatpussy April 24, 2018

gravy burrito

When you accidentally shit yourself in a sleeping bag and it becomes moist.

I heard billy slept in a gravy burrito last night.

by Wadu May 6, 2018