bollogs

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Have you seen this fucking crap ? .
That,s the biggest load of bollogs I think I,ve ever read ! .

by E - FUMBLER February 23, 2009

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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.

Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.

by soupeh March 8, 2011

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sweaty bollocks

Something old men suffer from.

Hello Geoffrey, why are your trousers damp, do you have sweaty bollocks?

- Yes indeed fine sir, I've been sweating my bollocks off watching Coronation Street

by Fartman69 September 19, 2013

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brolly

Umbrella girl, The girls the hold umbrellas at motorcycle races.

Check out Rossi's smokin' brolly!

by David Musser October 26, 2005

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Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

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