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Eskimo Bro

When two men have had sex with the same woman.
After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.
by iamthefuckingmanunderstand August 7, 2011
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bro hoof

A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"
Dude, I just got My little pony on dvd!
No way!?!?
*bro hoof*
by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012
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bro-zone

the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.
Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.
by The Living Joke August 22, 2009
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bro ahead

bro ahead (sometimes spelled bro-ahead)

pronunciation: (broh-uh-hed) IPA(ˈbɹoʊ əˌhɛd)

n. permission given by male friend to pursue a course of action, usu. involving romantic or sexual interest, that might conflict with the interests or sensibilities of said male friend due to familial ties or prior relationship with the person of interest

origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, May 2010
SITUATION 1

Bro 1-Think I’m gonna go talk to that girl at the bar again, man. She’s lookin’ good.
Bro 2-The one in blue? That’s Tracy. I met her last week at the barbecue, she’s really cool. And she’s single.
Bro 1-The one you talked to me about? Should I hold off? You met her first.
Bro 2-Nah, it’s cool, I’m not hittin’ that. You go on over there.
Bro 1-You sure?
Bro 2-Yeah, I’m giving you the bro ahead, you can tell her I said “hi”.

SITUATION 2

Bro 1-Dude, that chick at the bar is totally hot!
Bro 2-That’s Tim's sister, man.
Bro 1-Oh...
Bro 2-Yeah, “oh” is right. You better back off, cause you’re not getting the bro ahead on this one. Not after what happened with Tracy.
by TUNA the 3rd July 18, 2010
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hobo-bro

A bro who is currently in between residences for any reason and is crashing in you're pad and free loading off all your shit.
Trent: Hey Bro, if I blackout tonight can I crash on your couch?

Skyler: Nah man, my old college buddy lost his job and is being a huge hobo-bro at my pad right now.
by ilovelb October 26, 2009
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Book bro

A seemingly slow college bro with a surprising amount of knowledge stored inside him. He doesn't acknowledge it, but brings it up when he feels that it's necessary.
Chad: yo that party was like, totally radical!

Adam: dude, doesn't that word have, like, negative connotations? If you're talking about a political party then that scentence could really be interpreted the wrong way, man.

Chad: wtf? You're such a book bro, man.
by Flying starfruit August 1, 2016
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Bro-trust

The most holy bond between two bros. Bro-trust is the faith that your bros will back you up and always keep their promises.
"Bro, promise to wake me up before you leave. I really want to come."
"I will dude."
"Promise on bro-trust."
by aTrain8 May 12, 2009
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