Skip to main content

Eskimo Bro

When two men have had sex with the same woman.
After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.
by iamthefuckingmanunderstand August 7, 2011
mugGet the Eskimo Bro mug.

bro hoof

A phrase/action preformed by "My little pony: friendship is magic" fans. It is the pony equivocalness to a "fist pump" or "bro fist"
Dude, I just got My little pony on dvd!
No way!?!?
*bro hoof*
by Jaxpowers February 4, 2012
mugGet the bro hoof mug.

bro-zone

the "bro-zone" can be defined as an area in which a girl has entered when befriending a guy. Usually occurring with tomboys and their guy friends, when the male friend acknowledges the girl's actions (assuming that the girl is a tomboy) reffers to her as a "bro" or "another one of the guys". At this point the girl in question has entered the bro-zone. The bro-zone eliminates any possible chance of the friends having any sexual or relationship interest, and renders any chance of escaping the bro-zone hopeless.
Katie: So how was hanging out with Chad and his friends?
Marcy: *sigh* he called me his "buddy"...his "bro"
Katie: ooooo hate to say this...you're permanantly in his bro-zone.
Marcy: ya, and I still like him.
Katie: you might as well give up on him, there's no hope now that you're in the bro-zone.
by The Living Joke August 22, 2009
mugGet the bro-zone mug.

bro ahead

bro ahead (sometimes spelled bro-ahead)

pronunciation: (broh-uh-hed) IPA(ˈbɹoʊ əˌhɛd)

n. permission given by male friend to pursue a course of action, usu. involving romantic or sexual interest, that might conflict with the interests or sensibilities of said male friend due to familial ties or prior relationship with the person of interest

origin: Milwaukee, Wisconsin, May 2010
SITUATION 1

Bro 1-Think I’m gonna go talk to that girl at the bar again, man. She’s lookin’ good.
Bro 2-The one in blue? That’s Tracy. I met her last week at the barbecue, she’s really cool. And she’s single.
Bro 1-The one you talked to me about? Should I hold off? You met her first.
Bro 2-Nah, it’s cool, I’m not hittin’ that. You go on over there.
Bro 1-You sure?
Bro 2-Yeah, I’m giving you the bro ahead, you can tell her I said “hi”.

SITUATION 2

Bro 1-Dude, that chick at the bar is totally hot!
Bro 2-That’s Tim's sister, man.
Bro 1-Oh...
Bro 2-Yeah, “oh” is right. You better back off, cause you’re not getting the bro ahead on this one. Not after what happened with Tracy.
by TUNA the 3rd July 18, 2010
mugGet the bro ahead mug.

Bro-trust

The most holy bond between two bros. Bro-trust is the faith that your bros will back you up and always keep their promises.
"Bro, promise to wake me up before you leave. I really want to come."
"I will dude."
"Promise on bro-trust."
by aTrain8 May 12, 2009
mugGet the Bro-trust mug.

Bro-Dependent

adj. The act of being waaaay to reliant upon one's homies, constantly expecting them to kick down whatever they may have. Be it weed, a product from the place they work (Free shit from Burger King), anything they are eating, money to pay bills, etc.
"Dude, Mike is always broke but he gets kicked down food from Matt who works at McDonalds, Jim who grows his own bud and beers from Kevin @ the brewery."

"I know, he's totally too bro-dependent."
by Classic Criminal May 4, 2009
mugGet the Bro-Dependent mug.

Bro-Oh

Pronounced to rhyme with the ever-so popular "uh-oh", a Bro-Oh is an awful Bro mistake.

The mistake: you tried to be a Bro by raw-dogging a ho, but you fucked up and made made that baby, yo!
Dude, I made a Bro-Oh, can you loan me some bills for an abortion?

Shit, I made a Bro-Oh, and now she wants to keep it and get married...
by Improvize June 21, 2011
mugGet the Bro-Oh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email