Muff Bread

A vagina that is warm, doughy, and pleasurable as freshly baked bread would be.

Damn, man! Jill has some hot muff bread!

by Sexy Hatman Branden May 10, 2012

goose-breading

The act of having one's sexual partner dress as a goose and consume a slice of bread hanging from one's urinary tract.

Megan and Tom's fading sex life was quickly reinvigorated when they began goose-breading; as prescribed by a sexual therapist.

John: Boy, my foreskin is really itching today!
Jack: Did you try goose breading again?

by Spartae July 27, 2013

chewing bread

Eating out a girl who isn't into it.

"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."

by Golgobot April 12, 2014

sancho bread

Sancho bread is when you get the bread at the end of a loaf, aka the heel.

"Gimme a sangwich, man. But don't gimme none of that sancho bread."

by olhargy August 25, 2015

foil bread

bread that is packaged in foil and sold at the market.

Get me some foil bread biatch!

by joejoe2 November 24, 2015

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

by Remlaw2 January 12, 2016

cunty bread

it phrase that can be for anything or use instead of fuck or shit

"you cunty bread you just punch me in the face " or "you annoy the cunty bread out of me"

by white little abo boy March 16, 2017