backseat washer upper

When someone is standing behind you as you are washing up, pointing out all the dirty marks you have left on the pot's!!

Mary: You've left a bit of potato in that pan

Jacky: Oh god Mary, you're such a backseat washer upper. Do the bugga yourself!!

by Jacky Mitchell March 21, 2008

go-backs

Items that have not been paid for and are still sellable, but for some reason are not in their correct spot on the shelf (or on the shelf at all).
If a person decides that they do not wish to purchase an item, from that instant forward it is considered a go-back until it sucessfully goes back.

"Is there something wrong with these cans of tuna?"
"No, they're just go-backs."

by M@ and the Albertson's crew December 28, 2006

Brackstin

The person i first feel in love with. The only one i love. Has my heart in his sleve. Cant stand to be away from me. Hes caring, loving, and everthing i would want in a man. Xoxo

Omg, look at that guy Brackstin..

by brackstin December 14, 2010

backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

by Berget May 25, 2007

Backseat Reader

Somebody who sits behind somebody else in a bus and looks over his shoulder to read the newspaper or book he is reading.

Backseat reader: Ooh, there were miners killed at Mozambique today
Man reading newspaper: Hey, stop reading my newspaper! Buy your own!

by amillionminutes July 16, 2009

Backsassorcery

To be exceptionally skilled at "backsassing" other backsassers in forum threads.

derrived from "backsass" and "sorcery"

Wow, notoriety is extremely skilled in the arts of "backsassorcery"

by Azizbethename June 1, 2010

backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010