sebastian bogdanov

a sebastian bogdanov is truly on of a kind, they are one of the scariest blokes you will ever meet and it wouldnt suprise me if he was to eat a human

sebastian bogdanov is a masso monkey

by dabossmanforever September 19, 2023

Cloudy Bogdan

A chill & kind Ukrainian-born "Canadian", virgin-for-life, lonely anime watcher, YouTuber for fun.
Dislikes humanity's bullshit.
Probably autisti- IS autistic.
Developed social anxiety.
Began to increasingly dislike humanity for how insufferable yet sometimes beautiful it is. It likes to shoot itself in the foot.

Cloudy Bogdan is such a character.

by CloudyBogdan September 19, 2025

eskimo blowdart

when u mold a piece of ice small enough to fit in the tip of your penis and insert it inside , you then masturbate jn front of your partner and when u finish u shoot it at your partner

Dude last night was crazy , I Giselle with an eskimo blowdart

by lorenzobunny26 June 17, 2025

Pam Bondage

Stage name of the corrupt Secretary of inJustice from her prior career as a pornstar.

Pam Bondage has her boss Diaper Don fit to be tied over the Epstein files.

by LaughingAloud January 16, 2026

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

repairman's bondage

When the dom tapes the sub to the wall with duct tape and buttfucks them.

Navy: I heard that the mayor did a repairman's bondage.
Sky: I've heard worse.
Navy: With his cat.
Sky: That's more understandable.
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious

used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.

Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"

by mistercoolguythesauve6900 December 4, 2023