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Blinded by the BJ

When a friend of yours eagerly brags about how some girl he's talking to agrees to blow him. Curious you ask to see what she looks like, and to your horror she's the most ugliest bitch you've ever seen. Despite your attempts to convince him she's ugly, he insists shes pretty hot. Later when he meets up to get blowed, he soon finds out you were right all along, and she is an ugly piece of shit. He was blinded by the BJ.
Your friend: Yo dude this chick I'm talking to said shed blow me man!

You: Oh nice man lemme she what she looks like!

You: ....ah what the fuck dude she's straight up ugly!

Your friend: Nah man Shes hot...you trippin!

You: alright.. Whatever you say...

Later

Your friend: dude! Why didn't you tell me that chick was

fucking disgusting!?

You: I tried to, but you were blinded by the BJ!
by RyGuyW September 23, 2011
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Double Blind

(Noun) An event to which to you have invited more than one sexual partner potential.

Two caveats:

*You must ensure that the love interests don't know which one of them you like more (The 1st blind).

*Equally you yourself should be unaware which one you actually preference more (The 2nd blind).

Results are highly successful for ending up with one person at least on a given night due to jealousy created.
H: So what happened last night?

M: Ended up with Maria.

H: Pulled a double blind with her and Katie.

M: I see... smarmy bastard.
by Wairishles December 29, 2011
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Watermelon Blindness

Noun: When you buy a watermelon, with plans to eat it later that week, put ii in the back of your fridge, and not "see" it until several months later when it's dried up and/or rotten, and you have to pitch it. This could also be called watermelon amnesia.
Tina: Whatever happened to that watermelon you bought five months ago?

Amy: I finally found it in my fridge, rotten, and hiding in plain sight. It's a shame I had to pitch it.

Tina: Wow! Sounds like you have Watermelon Blindness!
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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Snow Blindness

(n) the inability to remember important things or have the motivation to complete necessary tasks because of the presence or anticipated presence of snow.
I didn't get to my homework because of the bad case of snow blindness I had last night
by ayegeepeekay February 28, 2011
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pissed blind

extremely angry, to the point where you are no longer yourself
when i saw that kid scratching the paint on my car door, i got pissed blind and smashed his face into the fender.
by rip van finkel October 8, 2008
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Blind Onion

1.)A state of enlightenment which can only be obtained from after the loss of ones sanity.

2.)The world's best website ( Don't forget to 'Ask Ishbar' )

www.blindonion.net
After eating his parent's Jimmy felt Blind Onion creeping down his spine.
by Blind Onion May 3, 2005
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Blind folding

When the male scrotum is covering both eyes of the other person during sexual outercourse (whether it be male or female.)

Common misconception is "Teabagging".
by Apples78 May 13, 2011
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