I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
by Scrunthole June 15, 2018
A large blanket, usually thick and comfortable, that is used to cover a man as he jerks off. Usually done during the night in private, but can also be done with a companion depending on how big the blanket is. Also, usually the blanket has a white side to it, to better hide the cum on the blanket.
by bitchnugget6969 May 12, 2009
the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch
by The Chums Reborn September 12, 2008
When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.
Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."
by GlazeHer April 11, 2014
This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.
My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.
by Shitee Jackson October 28, 2007
For the sexually advanced couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Blackout. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket, engaging in an unlimited range of sexual activity. There is no reliable way to count the number of orgasms, since it's not clear where one ends and the other begins. The participants loose all sense of space and time while they're engaged in a Bliss Blanket Blackout. See also Bliss Blanket and Bliss Blanket Multiplier.
What day is it? Tuesday why? Damn I thought it was Sunday, just came out of a Bliss Blanket Blackout
by Orekansas March 29, 2022
For the sexually enlightened couple, there is the Bliss Blanket Multiplier. All the listed uses of the Bliss Blanket are in bounds but with clothing optional. The participants wrap themselves in a cocoon of the Bliss Blanket and engage in sexual activity. The Bliss Blanket Multiplier requires that the number of orgasms be at least 1 greater than the number of participants in the blanket.
by Orekansas March 29, 2022