Widgey Bean

Simply a nickname given to the coolest kid that ever lived

Will was such a widgey bean!

by pastiehen April 23, 2011

Bean Breeze

After you eat some food (usually Mexican) that gives you some nasty gas, and you belt one out into the fan and let it waft over into your friends/girlfriends face.

Bubba: What'd you do to piss her off?

Me: We went out to Moe's and afterwards I hit her with the bean breeze.

by Jewcephus June 11, 2010

bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously fucks over a co-worker without realizing he's doing it.

I caught Josh bean baggin yesterday and they made Brock stay late to cover him.

by ballsfromheaven June 29, 2008

chatting beans

When someone is talking bullshit or about something uninteresting to the listener.

Sam: Hey Matt, I just overclocked my CPU to 3GHz!
Matt: What you chatting beans for, kid?

Sam: Lostprophets are well emo nowadays.
John: Quit chatting beans you douche bag.

by Sooonniiic X January 20, 2009

Weird beans

(An expression)Just a more interesting way to say "weird", "odd", and so on...

Mo:"Dude, my grandma puts jello in her tacos..."

Lester:"Weird beans."

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

Bean Ass

Commonly used to describe the explosive diarrhea one experiences from bad Mexican food (ie. Taco Bell).

Sage: I ran into Michael, he just got back from Chipotle and had a bad case of bean ass.

by mmmmmbags January 9, 2015