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batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges
I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand
by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003
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Bat-wing

The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.

Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.
Drop trou' and show me your Bat-wing!
by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006
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Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.
Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."
by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013
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Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
by Eamm February 13, 2009
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cold bat

The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am in the morning and takes off all of their clothes (assuming that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to the bathroom to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
I was challenged by my friend once to do a cold bat while my parents are sleeping.
by ObamaPear April 24, 2020
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squirrel-bat

a mythical creature who creates sunshine and is thought to have achieved perfection.
There is supposedly one in existence today.
person A: "what's so great about the squirrel-bat?"

person B: "EVERYTHING"
by tacobell263 October 15, 2010
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healthy-bat

oh that’s healthy-bat!
by deletekaylan December 8, 2020
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