bay porn

porn for michael bay
any visual effects that include large, complicated shiny things moving fast with cool sound effects, or big explosions. made solely for the acid-trip like coolness without the 8 hours of scariness and always with a happy, pro-America ending

similar to Destruction Porn

Guy: hey man, have you seen Knowing?
Man:yeah guy, total bay porn when you see the alien ship, its all these spinning black shiny plates. dunno how ur supposed to ride in it tho
Guy:nice, any explosions?
Man:i think so, something about solar flares setting the world on fire
Guy: also nice

by das aryan October 12, 2011

bay of pigs

When a bar or party is full of ugly girls. Especially used when you are the first one there and have to report back to your friends

"Hey Nic, how's the party?"
"Man, it is a bay of pigs, I'm out of here!"

by Nic Z September 18, 2008

free-bay

a person who sifts through products on e-bay but does not buy anything.

he cant afford anything on e-bay hes just a free-bay.

by qwed November 18, 2012

Micheal Bay

Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie

Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie

Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time

by SomeGuyWithNoLife February 02, 2016

Hudson Bay

All we have in this tiny town is big Indians shooting all our moose Hudson Bay is known for fucking up porcupines greasy fuck boys and Filipinos that have no sense of style Hudson Bay boys also have massive cocks so we can fuck all of the porcupines woman

Hudson Bay

What you want to do tonite

Let’s go fuck up some porcupine kids for some fun

by Fuck porcupine January 29, 2021

prime bay

hot chicks, sxc gurls, boobs, anything that u would put your dick in...

Guy 1: Dude, check out that prime bay over there!

Guy 2: Shit! I would destroy her!

by snarf4president March 21, 2011

Rock The Bay

1. a real ass fambam
2. bay area's crankin elite promotion crew
3. a group of people who know how to throw a party
4. LIGHTS, FOG, LESBIAN.. ACTION !!

"Damn, this LA trip was hella Rock The Bay"

by Tonic Live August 23, 2008