bachelorstard

A friend or some guy you know that is a single asshole

Hey you know john doe? Hes such a bachelorstard

by Muy mal September 14, 2013

Bacardi Dip

when you duck down behind something to hide taking a swig of Bacardi.

"Luckily Jessamy did the Bacardi Dip so no one would see her take a shot."

by Saraveza408 December 6, 2013

bachelor stew

ramen noodles or ready to eat, just add hot water soup

Looks like i am broke again. Guess i will just have bachelor stew!

by murray1972 February 6, 2014

Bacardick

A rum induced erectile deficiency similar to Whiskey Dick. Onset usually occurs after 1 to 2 pints of Bacardi.

Tommy, I couldn't bang your sister last night. I drank too much rum and got a bad case of Bacardick!

by Xavi Err June 28, 2014

bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

Bacadin

Instructions on parking your car at the Staples Center.

Parkett obardare. Bacadin.

by Indiecred September 5, 2016

bachelors crow

A hair line that is really far back, as if you were bald from the moment you were born.. But that's just your hairline.

P1 Woah is he thirty going bald?
P2 Nah, he's a teenager with a really far back hairline but it's not re-ceding. It's just a bachelors crow, not a widows peak.

by JohnLennonsCat August 12, 2016