Aspartame Dame

An artificial, slightly cheaper, but highly profitable sugar momma.

I don't need a sugar momma per say. I'd so fine with just an aspartame Dame.

by Grizzlybarr April 3, 2021

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aspen

1- aspen tree
2- A beautiful person, ususally super hot

That aspen is so hot! I wish i were them!

by joomisna April 21, 2021

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A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

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aspects.fs

aspects.fs never misses, and is packing heat in them pants.

"Honestly, aspects.fs is so underrated."

by sophia062104 May 29, 2021

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asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021

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