Irish Alarm Clock

when you're woken by involuntary bowel movements in the early hours of the morning after drinking too many pints of guinness

Don't worry, I've set my irish alarm clock.

by stoutlover August 31, 2010

Irish Alarm Clock

The sound someone makes when they overreact about nothing

Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest

Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off

Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*

Person 1&2: Oh shit.

by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009

Arlarish

adj.
1. a person of subnormal intelligence

2. Slang: Disparaging.
a. a mentally retarded person.
b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

Wow... what an arlarish comment you made Bobby!

by BojanglesOfficial December 19, 2007

arlarna

annoying and has a forehead so large you could see it from mars

Guy 1: Is that arlarna's forehead???

Guy 2: Always has been.

by arlarnahasabigforehead July 9, 2022

allarius

A punk ass nigga that takes shit from everyone.

I'll beat that allarius up.

That dude a allarius, whoop his ass.

by ryan simmons December 30, 2007

Alarm-playa

Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.

arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa

by mezalong March 9, 2009

Ariarch

like pink sock, but during sex a male produces 'pink sock' and the female sucks on it untill blood is produced, or the female puts into her vagina.

hey tom, i gave ariarch to this girl last night, she took it in her vagina.

by hotguy666 June 28, 2009