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Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.
"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"
by Xou Linn February 12, 2023
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Andres

First this is such an unique guy that you cannot find his name in the Urban Dictionary so I volunteered for after all he is my fave.

An introvert guy with a beautiful smile, soothing voice, AWESOME hair and a friendly aura whom when you get to know he shows his video game skills and all of his anime and manga knowledge. He is willing to talk for long hours even with the most weird people as long as they are respectful and funny. He is innocent but test his knowledge and his mind will go straight to the gutter. He is the type of guy to say "I'll never have a girlfriend" when flirting can come very effortlessly to him. He can be very competitive but also so laid back that he will answer multiple texts with just "ja" and "Ok" and he is still such an amazing person that we keep talking to him. He is the type of person to forget both your birthday and age in the same night but will remember your most kept secretes two life times.

Get you an Andres, whether it is as a friend, significant other or talk show host because as I said his voice is very soothing.
"This is my roommate Andres, he appears very shy but can talk on the phone for hours!"
by helenfuzzy September 20, 2018
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A guy perfect for Zoee. Zoee wants to fuck the shit out of andres
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Andre Norton

Like holy shit, I'm hooked on all of Andre Norton's books!
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Andres

A sexy person who everyone wants to get with
That guys is just like Andres bto
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Andre

Bro you're being a real Andre right now
by Eclipse22 June 26, 2019
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Andre

Andre is a big dick man that is very handsome and could get any girl he wants. He stands out in any crowd because of his energy and personality
I met with Andre and he was hype
by Lamont_capalot November 21, 2021
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