Intelligent Idiot

Too smart for ones own good.

I tried to help a friend get a date. I set him up with a good looking single girl. he spent 2 hours correcting her grammar and explaining the origins of the word she was saying. needless to say, she got bored and left. He is an intelligent idiot.

by EAdams2006 December 30, 2011

damned idiot

One whose intellect is so inferior to human standard as to disqualify his soul for passage to the afterlife.

That mothafucka's goin' to Hell for being a damned idiot.

by LivingHell October 22, 2004

Idiot Wine

The red warm fluid flowing from someones skull after they attempt a stunt, pick a fight, try something they saw on the T.V./Internet or anything else they had no business trying in the first place. Most brewers of Idiot wine are skateboarders, novice motorbike riders, fans of Jackass, and Drunks

Dude, that squid on the Ninja was trying to pull off a high chair and totally just brewed a batch of Idiot Wine

by MIG Pilot June 10, 2009

idiot tickler

1. A person that tickles idiots
2. A term used to describe a badminton birdie

As made famous by the book: "A Separate Peace" by John Knowles

"...'this idiot tickler, the only thing its good for is eeny-meeny-miney-mo.' "
--A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Page: 28, Chapter: 3

by blu3hat December 29, 2010

idiot wagon

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

by Bogbrush July 29, 2011

magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.

No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.

by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018

idiot nachos

Tortilla chips with pepper jack cheese melted in the microwave

Last night I was so hammered I made idiot nachos.

by Buthed June 7, 2018