mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.

Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.

by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021

Maile

My name

Maile and Tessa went shopping.

by 5miles February 21, 2021

ninja mail

Inter-office mail that shows up out of nowhere. It just magically appears in your inbox and you have no idea who left it.

I think Debbie left that ninja mail in my inbox again today, but I can never catch her in the act.

by badandy519 August 25, 2009

Maile

Extremely hot and sexy. The most hot and sexy girl. So hot and sexy. Massive shlong. Slut for ice cream.

Person: omg maile you’re so hot and sexy and I love your taste in ice cream it’s so yum! 😩😩😩

by 😍Hot n Sexy BEAST 👹 October 27, 2021

Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020

lychee-mail

refers to mail or correspondence that makes mention of lychee

"Lychee-mail is so the new gmail."

by Monty S January 1, 2009

Stranger mail

A message you just sent yourself as a reminder, but forgot about soon enough to be thrilled by the beep signaling "mail received". Like if other people actually wanted to text you.
Mechanism akin to that of Stranger's hand.

Damn! I thought someone remembered my birthday this year, but it's stranger mail with this article on suicide I wanted to save for later.

by adasny March 23, 2018