bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.

bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."

by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019

pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.

Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.

by Generic Kate January 17, 2015

Ray Job

The act of Michael Cera performing a sexual act upon Ray Hank and/or screaming his name while performing a sexual act

Nicole: dood did you see the deleted scenes from that film This Is The End?
Ashelz: no?! What happened?
Nicole: Michael Cera was totally giving Seth Rogan a Ray Job.
Ashelz: damn son!
Nicole: I know right! I've never heard someone say "Ray" in so many different ways

by Ayfreez June 16, 2014

crumb job

Eating ass after the person has taken a shit and didn’t thoroughly clean.

Aaron shit earlier and Brandi Gave him a crumb job after.

by Brycecreamman December 7, 2018

Stoshu Job

noun Slang: Vulgar.
The act or instance of fellatio by a Greek woman. See also Blow Job.

Last summer I visited Greece and got the best Stoshu job I've ever recieved.
Kyle asked Trevor for a Stoshu job, but alas, Trevor was not a Greek woman so it was just homosexuality.

by rockothetaco November 14, 2013

McWalMart Job

Poor quality employment that pays minimum wage or lower such that if endured for long it becomes a necessity.

Person 1: Hey man, do you get paid well enough at your Job to be able to pay off debts?
Person 2: I wish, I make minimum wage on my McWalMart Job, I can barely pay off my bills, can't even think of paying debts.
Person 1: Sad to hear. Hope you can find something worth the time.

by /u/HalfMileRide March 5, 2019

Mud Job

Getting a hand job after anal sex.

After we had anal sex, caitlin totally gave me a mud job!

by Crichton1982 August 14, 2009