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Jared Leto

It was doing so well but they Jared Leto'd it.
by Zed524632 October 14, 2025
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Jared's Fingers

The most gracious fingers known to man, known to make any man or woman bust upon sight. These fingers have fueled entire societal movements, and are some of the most significant fingers in history.
Nick: I think I'm going to hell
Saul: touch'a'my Jared's Fingers.
Nick: *ascends*
by No_Name_Bob December 19, 2022
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Jared

Jared is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He is smart, kind, cute funny, and above all he is such a gentlemen. He will always give you a compliment and is the sweetest person EVER!!!! He will always make you smile and blush. He is super strong and loves to workout. He is a great boyfriend, husband, fiance, etc. If you get a Jared in your life you are or would be extremely lucky I know I am. Jared will support you in whatever you love and will always make you laugh. Jared's are amazing guys and any girl would be lucky to have one.
Girl 1: so who is the special guy?
Girl 2: Jared he is so amazing!!
Girl 1: I love Jared's i wish I had one :(
by cheerleader12 April 9, 2019
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Jared

A guy who isn’t the best looking but makes up for it in other ways. He is trustworthy, fun to flirt with, the best person to make boring classes fun. Overall someone who makes you overall happy!
Jared made my day during math!
by JuliaO October 13, 2018
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Jared

Jared is mainly a name of a male
He is cute, funny, full of energy, klutzy, and has great hair! Jared is nice and not afraid to give his opinion, he will stand up for those he loves and doesn't take ANY shit!
Girl 1:who is that?
Guy 1: thats jared.

Girl 2: hes soooo hot!!
by mhbish November 22, 2019
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Jared

The worst guy you’ll ever meet. He will break your heart if you ever fall in love with him. He’s rude as fuck so stay away from him
by Jared’s ex September 3, 2019
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Jared

Intelligent to a fault, hilarious, and willing to die to prove a point or make someone laugh. He's the rawest nigga God could create, and yet still a charming individual unless you get on his bad side. If you do, he'll likely get you injected with radioactive isototopes to die a slow death in a british hosptial. He's the Putin in your friends group.
Damn nigga, you a straight up Jared.
by DonkeyKong TacoMong August 29, 2017
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