Crotch Cheese

A cheesey foul smelling substance that develops around the genital area when a person does not wash.

Simon the tramp has crotch cheese

by clocksprings April 12, 2009

Cheese Cup

when you fart into your hand and shove it into someones face

Bob: Hey Steve guess what
Steve: What
(fart)
Bob: CHEESE CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: Ahh Fuck You

by theGINGER5100 February 14, 2012

Cheese Grease

The stain left by the unkempt. The sweat stains of unbathed track and field coaches. The residue left on surface areas, caused by sweat, grime, and or festering body odor.

"Johnny" sat down at my desk, and when he got up, he left a puddle of cheese grease.

by grouseking December 9, 2008

Cheese chair

A toilet, usually a less desired and hygienic one located in a public place.

After that barbeque, I really need to use the cheese chair, man!

by Butt Doc April 10, 2010

Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

by rougedanno May 8, 2014

Cheese plop

The antagonistic act of abruptly and forcefully applying one's bare anus to another's bed pillow. Very common in college fraternities.

He's sure to have very brown dreams after we cheese plopped all over his pillow.

by blankenschmidt April 13, 2010

cheese moving

Changing the workflow of a system in such a way that a user's behavior has to be altered significantly to achieve their goals (in the same way that relocating the cheese for a lab rat while force them to run the maze differently)

Whoa! You want to put the tweet button there? That's some major cheese moving.

by Brogrammer3000 February 12, 2018