Canadian Waffle

When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.

Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.

by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008

Canadian Thanksgiving

First established in 1987 by Canadian Parliament in an attempt to prove that Canada is a real country. Today Canadian Thanksgiving is celebrated in one country (Canada) by dozens of people.

No it's not the real Thanksgiving, it's Canadian Thanksgiving.

by dockboy November 14, 2010

canadian dessert

Tracy...in a short skirt.

Yummm...Feel ready for some dessert!

by moronsvoteforbush June 27, 2004

Canadian Housewife

A stay at home mom who can't cook, clean nor supervise her 5+ children. Her husband eventually gives up and walks, but not without paying her child support. She makes new friends who in turn take advantage of her and her money. She and her girlfriends smoke like a coal plant. She eats take-out or orders delivery. The entire house is a disgusting mess. There are cigarette burns in the carpet, many many old food containers, old moldy dirty dishes piling in the sink, stains on the wall and the smell of stale nicotine permeates the air. The kids are unwashed. Their clothing are hand-me-downs of various out-dated styles. She's on anti-depressants and whole other cocktail of meds. She writes many letters to Oprah asking for help and money, which all go unanswered.

Building Inspector: What the fuck happened to this house!!!!!??? It's such a pig sty.

Landlord: Canadian Housewife.

Building Inspector: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!

Landlord: Thanks a lot now I'll have to clean that up too.

by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010

Canadian Popsicle

A Canadian Popsicle. The act of wrapping your penis in bacon and then letting a moose feast upon it. A fun twist can also involve covering the bacon in syrup.

Alex- Hey Mike what are you doing ?

Mike- Oh nothing just about to go give a Moose a "Canadian Popsicle" !

Alex- o_O

by Steeeevvvvveeeeeee October 4, 2011

the full canadian

While getting blown by a girl, you proceed to shit relentlessly in orgasm, and spend the rest of the night apologising

Got her over last night, made a mistake and had to give the full canadian

by cheify24 December 20, 2014

Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008