dense bread

A lot of money.

"Damn that's some dense bread ya got there rick"

by TheFuriousMustardSquancher November 17, 2016

haul bread

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.

I am going to have to haul bread to get to work on time.

by TheRealLiam821 August 27, 2019

bread circle

Usually when a group of men get in a circle and jack off onto a piece of bread the last one to finish has to eat the bread

Hey Tony you and some friend want to come to my house after school and we can do a bread Circle

by Ginger_star October 14, 2017

bread arson

A concept created by an anonymous genius. It is executed as follows:

1. Gather all of the bread from your nearby grocery store in loafs.

2: line the streets with the bread you have acquired, it will no longer be sustenance.

3: To acquire a lighter and set each bread piece ablaze and watch as it demolishes the city in which it lines.

4: After all of the bread is burnt to a crisp and every living thing is demolished, then the birds will feed off of the charred remains of what was once loafs and they will pick at your bones

If my mom doesn't buy me a PS5 then I'm going to commit bread arson.

by BraidMyAssHairDaddy November 22, 2020

Eliza's Bread

the combination of Birthday and Graduation celebrations. Two girls once discussed how to combine the words and in true brain cell style they came up with bread... not a great combination but somehow works.

This is not to be confused with a gorgeous rosemary and garlic focaccia.

"Are you going to Eliza's Bread?"
"yeah its time to go back to school and get fucked up"

by braincell.01 September 8, 2022

The bread game

It's a game supposed to be played by four bros (or more). The bros get in a circle around a slice of bread and then proceed to jack off (no eye contact) and nut on the bread, the last one to finish the job has to eat the bread with the jizz all over it

Lookin' for some bros to make some bros' stuff ya kno play football, drink, play the bread game, fuck chicks, this kinda stuff.

by J.O. Crystal November 19, 2017

Bread sweats

From eating too much bread. Much like eating to much meat.

Chad, I think I have the bread sweats from eating all those soft pretzels.

by Saymyusername October 3, 2019