McVittie Tits

Describes the moldy biscuity smell that emanates from an obese woman's flabby chest.

Nicky: "I can smell Biscuits"
Judy: "Mcvittie Tits is behind you.

by Hay Jude August 22, 2015

oh tits!

an expression used during an event of important significance. Also used when exasperated. As well as in the case of what you had previously expected to take place does not. Exclaimation during a sudden realization.

oh tits!

Walking through a large crowded area
Person A - There's no way we'll make it through this...
Person B - Come on, follow me
Person A - Oh Tits! *Follows Person B*

by roflstomper November 3, 2007

Tit Rug

The pubic hair covering a males pectoral muscles and the surrounding area of his torso.

Famous owners of tit rugs include Tom Selleck, Mike Rowe and Danny DeVito

by Crisco Steve December 5, 2007

sick tits

When one or both of the female's breasts are feeling under the weather, thus resulting in violent projectile regurgitation via the nipple hole.

"Excuse me teacher... Can I please go to the bathroom? I think I have sick tits."

"Hey, why is her shirt all wet?"

"Oh, she has sick tits."

by Narrated by Morgan Freeman January 20, 2015

pendulum tits

A pair of very large breasts that swing around during doggy-style sex.

Man, she's got some great pendulum tits!

by B.S. Insurgent September 6, 2006

Gypo tits

A girl with a small cleveage.
General diss to anyone.

How was that girl you pulled?

She was allright gypo tits though.

by deanojenks March 22, 2010

tits on you

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013