Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blakemug. by i have an awesome nane March 30, 2022
Get the Samuelmug. Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!
by Utipaps July 11, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. Noun (UK Slang)
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
Get the Samuelmug. Samuele is a handsome motherfucker, who likes to hang out with a bunch of dolphines.
His character is very brave and defines itself in his loyalty.
If you are about to trick him, remember, the only two things that are able to distract him, is lemon haze and a mix of san pelegrino and vino.
He gets his high motivation out of boxing his brother and discussing with his mother.
All in all he is a great , funny and good looking motherfucker, that everyone should respect.
His character is very brave and defines itself in his loyalty.
If you are about to trick him, remember, the only two things that are able to distract him, is lemon haze and a mix of san pelegrino and vino.
He gets his high motivation out of boxing his brother and discussing with his mother.
All in all he is a great , funny and good looking motherfucker, that everyone should respect.
Samuele? You mean the guy, who dicks around but can switch from one to the next moment to a very serious mood? I love him!
by San_tiago November 22, 2021
Get the Samuelemug. Un scemo disabile con problemi mentali che li piace fare ditalini a Martina tutto il giorno ma lei non Cia voglia quindi fa l'anale con ya boi
by FLAVIUS 92 November 22, 2021
Get the Samuelemug. A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it
by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017
Get the samuel saundersmug.