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kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag
by scant alpaca August 17, 2018
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Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.
Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*
by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016
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Kevin

A person that does not like any people. He usually kills u by cutting off ur head with a knife! He usually lives under a bridge.
Oh no! There is Kevin what do I do now!
by This is correct now die April 6, 2017
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Kevin

This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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Kevin

One hairy mother fucker; he always has a story, smells neither bad nor offensive. Works like a whore on rent day, and looks good doing it. Has amazing friends who would do fucking anything for him and tuck him in when he passes out. Kevin is awesome and everyone loves Kevin.
by Marin8ing September 23, 2017
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Kevin

A gay boi, a weaboo

Someone who is way too obsessed with anime, manga etc.

He might be a fan of Naruto or Jojo
The Kevin:"I just bought a new body pillow!!!"

The normal person:"You're such a fucking kevin dude"
by UrLadisFag May 24, 2018
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kevin

a man who wears glasses. But for some reason he thinks he is sexy af but is really not someone you want to look at. He also has a taste for adventure and testing people. A recent example of that is spending 280$ on a Carey Price picture. Even thou he knew his wife would be deeply disappointing in him like most of his decisions cause on a regular basis. He also has three sons. He always calls the middle one the favorite to boost his confidence. But, when elfie looks at them he knows Nona's and cecilia's favorite son is Sebastian.
Your're such a Kevin
( a word used to show great disappointment in someone by calling them that)
It is usually referred to as a k-word and should never be said in front of someone below 14 years old.
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