Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

Eastern Goose

A term used for someone that has finished something was ahead of time or before you, usually makes you angry.

"i have finished my French work early," said Krissy.
"Well aren't you just an eastern goose then!" Replies Neal.

by Buttsy! May 19, 2008

goose pimples

The bumbs on your skin that you get when you're scared.

"Yo, watchin' Saw gave me goose pimples."

by Kid-KD November 12, 2015

gray goose

the male equivalent of a cougar; a bro late thirties and up who slays chicks in their twenties

Girl A: Who was that gray goose you dipped out with last night?
Girl B: Oh you mean the older guy? Yeah we boned like champs.

by Dr_McLovin January 12, 2016

Goose The Cat

A phrase used to express any positive emotion

Getting an "A" on my final had me feeling like Goose the Cat

by The Original Kweej December 4, 2018

smoke the goose

Smoke weed

jack said “hey mike wanna cone round mine and smoke the goose”

by Connelly May 7, 2018

Goose cunt

An Aussie saying for someone who does stupid shit and is just a dickhead in general. It is used similarly to the word “Shit cunt” which is also an Australian slang.

“Yeah, hes/shes a goose cunt” or “Yeah, he/she was acting like a goose cunt” etc.

by uncle barry mate June 18, 2020