your moms bed

Where I was last night.

in bed wit ur mom wtf dont u understand u fucken n00b your moms bed

by potheadblazer420 April 10, 2010

doin your mom

A come back 9 year olds use in a call of duty match

person 1 hey guess what

person 2 what

person 1 im doin your mom

person 2 no( does person 1s mom)

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Ket your mom

This is a phrase usually paired with "dese nuts." It is like saying your mom, but has a twist, ketamine. Ketamine is a disassociative. When paired with your mom, there is a never ending amount of fun. She will just be laying there, dissassociated, while you go to pound town with dese nuts.

Matt: So I ket your mom last night.
Stephen: With dese nuts?

by NastyDelicious May 26, 2014

stole your mom

ultimate disrespect,when a person hits your mom in the face with a closed fist

Chris: "Fuck you Evan,im gonna snitch on you."

Evan: "Shut da hell up Chris,dats why i stole your mom bitch!!"

by Drowzy757 November 25, 2010

your mom's legs

come back to when someone asks "What's up?"

Chris: "Hey man, what's up?"
Taylor: "your mom's legs!!!!!!"..."OHHHHH!!!!!"

by krystophoria July 3, 2011

your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.

Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*

by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010

youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018

Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*

by CloverAndOut May 10, 2018