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Yogurt Trail

When you ejaculate on someone's "happy trail" and let it dry.
"Hey Tim, I think you've dropped some crumbs on yourself!"
"Nah man, that's my yogurt trail."
by LunaWolfgangGang April 9, 2024
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yogurt yodeler

it is what you call a Karen that is disrupting the peace in an ice cream shop McDonald’s getting a parfait anything of that matter …
Look at that yogurt yodeler why are they so upset?

Because they have to pay extra for their parfait .
by BigBarDollas April 10, 2024
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Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt
spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt
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Yogurt Male

First, Alpha males were the best type of male to be. Then, it became Sigma males. Now, it's Yogurt Males.

"Yogurt Male" is just one of many labels made by men trying to out boost their fragile egos. Such men (Alphas, Sigmas, Yogurts, etc) fail to recognize women as people instead of sex objects, and thus end up blaming them for their unhappiness in life. In an attempt to find fulfillment in their lives, they come up with these new empty titles to elevate themselves above other men who are in reality, just as lonely as they are.

The specific reference to yogurt also has white supremacist undertones, since it is implying that men who are able to easily digest yogurt are superior to those who are not. Lactose intolerance is most prominently seen in Asia, Africa, and South America.
Chad: "I'm not some sort of lowly Alpha Male, I'm a Yogurt Male."
Alex: "You can digest dairy? Color me impressed."
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Yogurt Parfait

When a man is banging your wife and shoots a load and you cuckold in and clean it up because you like nuts with your yogurt.
Mark is rubbing his belly button until the yogurt parfait order is up.
by Mr. Gazelle March 30, 2024
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Canadian yogurt

When a man takes the semen of a moose and mixes it with his semen and eats it or serves it to someone else
by anonymous September 27, 2025
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yogurt

Yogurt, a greeting to someone named gurt.
Example:
Guy: Yogurt
Gurt: Yo
-explaination by me
by Rifel82 December 28, 2025
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