winter monkey

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.

Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did

by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

winter-sheigh

The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid

Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.

Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you

by A loving Wife December 10, 2020

brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.

Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.

by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011

Winter Warmer

When it is a very cold night and you masturbate underneath your bedsheets simultaneously keeping you warm during those freezing winter nights

Bob:I’m legitimately shivering in my bed.Guess I will need a winter warmer to fix it.

by Phatrus June 11, 2018

Winter

Winter is a BADDIEEEE!!!!! She has red long hair and freckles. Every body likes her and she is friends with everyone. She is so slayful, and the best person in the world she literally has no flaws, and if you are ever friends with her know it’s something special,and irreplaceable!

Winter is my best friend

by Winters bestie April 9, 2025

Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.

Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.

by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022

Winter

A bitch.

#1-Winter's a bitch.
#2-Who the fuck are you?
#1-A figment of some assholes definition of winter.
#2-Oh that guy.

by FUCKHEAD42069 October 16, 2018