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Winning

To accomplish magical things that most people will never see in their boring normal lives, generally by: banging seven gram rocks (and finishing them), thus making Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children; having Tiger Blood; not dying; having one speed: go; and being proud of your drug usage, because it was RADICAL!
Interviewer: "Are you bipolar?"
Charlie Sheen: "I’m bi-winning."
by Mr Reklov March 30, 2011
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Winning

An intrinsically motivated lifestyle in which there is no competition to "win" in the traditional sense since there is no "losing" to compare to. Winning is a way of life based on a determined dedication to doing only things that make you Win.
I'm quitting my job and partying all day.
-How will you pay for your house and car?
By Winning, that's how.
by tyler fucking durden April 1, 2011
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Wiking Off

The act of masturbating to the frank visual depictions seen in images on particularly salacious wikipedia pages.
Man: I was bummed that my iPhone blocks porn until I found the wikipedia article on Lesbian Sexual Acts. I was wiking off all night!
by Colonel Wow April 12, 2011
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winning the breakup

but is not included Heartbroken over her split with Joshua Bassett, composed a series of absolute bangers for what would become her record-breaking debut album, “SOUR.”

Sour is now the first debut album in US history to have every song debut atop the chart. It also broke the global record for the biggest opening week for an album by a female artist in global Spotify history.

One year after her split with Bassett, Olivia his now ranked the 5th most listened to artist in the world on Spotify with 60M+ monthly listeners. Olivia Rodrigo is, therefore, winning the breakup.

Bassett sits at ~5M listeners per month. He is not currently ranked on Spotify. Cry bitch
by MML141 June 26, 2021
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bi-winning

When one is winning here and winning there.
"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen
by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011
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BI-WINNING

Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.
Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.
by GuiGG March 26, 2011
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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there
Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude
by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011
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